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Showing posts with label anecdotes. Show all posts
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Wednesday, October 01, 2014

Kos 2014 - a couple of Anecdotes





Storage


On our return to the apartment one night, the couple next door were having a conversation with some other people over the wall.  They were going on about how everything shuts down at the end of summer:
“Have you seen this place in winter?
“Yes.  I’ve seen it on Google Earth – it’s like a ghost town.”
 “Everything gets put into storage, even the flowers. “
They were also whingeing about beggars and saying they weren’t really homeless and it was ‘their job’ to beg – they had even seen them getting on the bus!  I had to bite my lip to stop myself saying something they wouldn’t like. 
We had a laugh later though at the visions this interchange conjured of streets being rolled up and put in a big warehouse until next year.
The following night the searing heat was broken by a torrential but quick storm.   After getting drenched coming back from town, we cleaned ourselves of mud and sat under the sheltered patio.  The couple next door were whingeing about it of course.  I was tempted to say “Well, everything needs a good wash before it gets put into the big warehouse for winter.”

Supermarket


One evening we were out having a drink when I nipped to the supermarket for tobacco.  There was a large young man in front of me at the till.  He was paying for a small bottle of pop with a pile of small change, and taking ages about it.  The cashier said to him “It’s okay.  We have an hour until we close”. 
When the large man had finally finished and gone, I said to the cashier “Well, at least you’ll have some change now”. 
In response he pointed to a pile of 1 and 2 cent pieces and declared “we don’t want this crap.  These Europeans* can’t spend it at home so they bring it here to use.  We don’t want it either, but we have to smile and be polite...”
“Oh well”, I said, “it gives us something to laugh about.”

*for ‘Europeans’ read ‘Germans’