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Monday, January 01, 2024

Film Reviews 2023




Drama

Best: Saltburn - Oxford fresher obsessed with posho gets invite to country pile inhabited by amusing Rosamund Pike and bumbling Richard E. Grant (Prime)

Social issue: Noise - Mexican woman seeks lost daughter. Powerfully sad (Netflix)

Equal Standard - NY cops embroiled in needless shootings; well-told anti-racism message from Ice-T (Prime)

Working Man - Codger goes back to work in closed factory, other join for novel ‘work in’, main ally not what he appears (Prime)

End credits: White Noise - Started as a potentially scary road trip, disappointingly turned into mediocre family story. Billed as funny and terrifying, it was neither except supermarket choreography to New Body Rumba by LCD Soundsystem during end credits which was fab (Netflix)

Crazy: Waiting For The Barbarians - Mark Rylance and Johnny Depp cross swords in imaginary edge of empire world. Odd do based on book by J.M. Coetzee (Prime)

Formulaic: Creed III - Latest in the franchise, okay (Prime)

Cinematography: The Devil To Pay - Nasty goings-on in The Appalachians with a Nazi Martha Stewart, rednecks, heathens, ace music and lovely photography (Netflix)

Different: The Card Counter - Professional gambler revealed to have dark back-story (Netflix)

Dreamkeeper - Young Lakota man accompanies grandpa to his last pow-wow, stories and visions intersperse road trip (Prime)

Historic

Best: Seven Kings Must Die - Final chapter of The Last Kingdom series, fab battle scene, moved rather fast but at least it had a proper end - but did Uthred go through the door? (Netflix)

German: The Lives Of Others - Stasi bug theatre-types in 1980’s Berlin. Excellent (DVD)

Low-budget: Royal Deceit - Youthful Christian Bale impressive in the old Danish tale which inspired Hamlet (Prime)

Twisty: The Pale Blue Eye - Young Edgar Alan Poe helps detective solve murder of West Point recruits, with daft hats and a twist (Netflix)

Grim: Black 47 - Deserter returns to 1845 Irish potato famine (Film 4)

Bio: Emperor - Runaway slave joins abolitionists for exciting action (Prime)

Queen Marie - Romanian queen stands up for her country after WW1.  Good sets and costumes (Prime)

Elizabeth/Elizabeth The Golden Age - A double-bill re-watch. Eclectic cast, great locations, ace costumes (DVD)

Medieval - Bohemian hero Jan Zizka fights for freedom. Nice to see a film made in Prague concerning that part of the world (Netflix)

 Action/Thriller

Anticipated: John Wick - Long overdue viewing of the first one, less bonkers than 2 and 3 but a large body count over a stolen car and dead dog! Entertaining fun (Prime)

John Wick: Chapter 4 - Globe-trotting mayhem involves even greater body count. Enjoyable if over-long (Prime)

Spy: Heart of Stone - Gal Gadot as relentless as the action (Netflix)

Thriller: Old - Tourists at posh resort get trapped on beach, age rapidly. Very Ballardian (Netflix)

Mystery: The Most Assassinated Woman in The World - Actress fakes actual death to escape theatre (Netflix)

Supernatural: Red Lights - Sigourney Weaver and Cillian Murphy try to debunk psychic De Niro (DVD)

Fun: Plane – Pilot Gerard Butler force-lands on unwelcoming Philippine island for battles with pirates (Prime)

Silly: Hidden Strike - Jackie Chan in predictable mayhem. A touch of the Mad Max (Netflix)

Mr Car and the Knights Templar - Polish Indiana Jones, odd but enjoyable (Netflix)

Action shots: Extraction 2 - Chris Hemsworth recovers from falling off bridge, recruited by Idris, extracts woman and kids from prison. Amazing long action shots (Netflix)

 Biopic

Best: The Edge of the World - English man becomes king of remote Malay area (Prime)

Adventure: The Lost City of Z - Percy Fawcett goes exploring in Bolivia (Netflix)

Grim: Kursk (The Last Mission) - Russians refuse international help to save sub-mariners. Bizarrely also shown on BBC 4 in the week the mini-sub sank (Prime)

Dark October - depressing Nollywood tale of tribal lynch-mobbing. Sign the petition to end Jungle Justice! (Netflix)

Educational: Argentina, 1985 – First prosecutions of Gualtieri and Junta pals by beleaguered lawyer and team of youngsters (Prime)

Scandal: Judas and The Black Messiah – Black FBI guy infiltrates Black Panthers (Prime)

Effie Gray - Young woman marries weirdo John Ruskin (BBC iPlayer)

The Devil Has A Name - Californian farmer sues oil company who poison his land. Disgustingly still happening (Prime)

Pain Hustlers - Drug reps get fentanyl prescribed for all pain relief (Netflix)

British: Profile - Journo sets up fake profile to hunt down ISIS recruiters, ends up with a fatwah (Netflix) 

The Mercy - Man fails to sail non-stop round the world, presumed dead at sea (Netflix)

Uplifting: Rustin - Story of man who organised huge Washington rally leading to US equality laws (Netflix)

A Million Miles Away - Son of Mexican migrant farmers follows dream to be an astronaut (Prime)

Mahalia - Gospel singer Mahalia Jackson becomes first to crossover into mainstream. Enjoyable despite low budget and lack of family endorsement (Netflix)

Worst Soundtrack: Belfast - Branagh's tale of growing up during The Troubles marred by dreadful Van Morrison crooning (BBC iPlayer)

 


War

Best: There Be Dragons - Journo uncovers story of his dad’s long-life relationship with JoseMaria Escriva who founded Opus Dei. Interesting take on Spanish civil war (Netflix)

Ukraine: Sniper: White Raven - Ukrainian pacifist hippy turns Russian soldier in Donbas (Prime)

Afghanistan: 12 Strong - Slow start but kicked into tale of secret operation against Taliban using cavalry. T.E. Lawrence would approve! (Film 4)

Bosnia: The Load - Truck driver takes mysterious cargo from Kosovo to Belgrade. Grim (Prime)

Vietnam: Ambush - GIs go down tunnels in to retrieve a file. Odd (Netflix)

The Last Full Measure - DOD coffee-cupper helps Vietnam vets get their mate a posthumous medal of honour. Moving (Netflix)

Korea: Devotion - Story of black American airman. Good if sentimental, ace end-credit photomontage (Prime)

WW2: Plan A - ‘Nakam’ (Jewish avengers) foiled plot to poison post-war Germany’s water supply (Prime)

American Traitor-The Trial of Axis Sally - Mildred Gillars survives wartime Germany, returns to US, tried for treason (Prime)

Narvik - Couple embroiled in only battle on Norwegian soil and Hitlers’ first defeat. Beautiful scenery (Netflix)

Filip - Jew escapes Warsaw ghetto, works in fancy Frankfurt hotel. Great ending with Nazi jazz dancing (Netflix)

Operation Seawolf - Ageing Dolph leads U-boat mission to invade New York. For him, the war wasn’t over! (Prime)

Echoes Of The Past - Max Von Sydow not playing a Nazi in his last film, recalls destruction of his Greek village (Prime)

Spooky: White Tiger - Russian arises from dead, trials new tank to fight mysterious Nazi White Tiger (Prime)

Small cast: Spitfire Over Berlin - Cheap Brit flick from the team who brought us Lancaster Skies, by and featuring half a dozen people (Prime)

War Western: Red Ghost - Russian spaghetti western with Nazis. Very funny in places (Prime)

YA: Sniff The Dog: The War Hero - Boy raises dog to hate Friesland’s Nazi occupiers, teams up with Jewish girl to foil them (Netflix)

Documentary: Warsaw: A City Divided - How the Nazis split and eventually ruined Warsaw. Included previously unseen amateur footage (Prime)

Western

Best: Surrounded - Recently freed from slavery, ex-soldier woman disguised as boy gets mixed up with robbers. Unexpected end: ‘the bigger boys did it!’ (Prime)

Bio: Hostile territory - Man presumed dead in civil war searches for his children in dangerous lands (Prime)

Australian: The Furnace – Aborigines, colonials and subjects cross paths in search of gold. Nice ending (Prime)

Horror: Skinwalker - Idiots unleash tribal demon. Does not end well (Prime)

Civil War: Terror on the Prairie - Couple fight off confederate losers seeking vengeance (Prime)

 Crime

Best: Luther: The Fallen Sun - Feature-length mayhem from Idris. Entertaining but some silly bits. Set up nicely for Luther: Special Agent (Netflix)

Creepy: Mindcage - Psycho John Malkovitch on death row, ‘helps’ cops find copy-cat killer. Surprising (Prime)

Imaginative: Wasteland (aka The Rise) - Young Leeds man comes up with plot to rob WMC (Netflix)

Noir: Chicago Overcoat - Last gangster in town has final flourish. Enjoyable, proper, old-fashioned noir (Prime)

Pretentious: K__.ller - Cliches, style and Morrisey aplenty but little substance in Guardian-approved assassin flick (Netflix)

Complicated: Reptile - Cop Del Torro investigates murder (Netflix)

Odd: Southern Cross - Chilean mine-owner Malcom McDowell comes back from the dead (DVD)

Clever: Char Nigel Ke Bhaga – This Indian film ingeniously twists from romance to heist to hijack (Netflix)

Heist: Wing women - Amusing French heist film (Netflix)

Fight scenes: Gangs Of New York - Cheesy bits, funny bits, silly clothes, composite characters, ace sets and fight scenes; what’s not to like? (DVD)

Gangs of Lagos - Everyday Nollywood of gang crime and corruption. Great fight choreography (Prime)

Daft: Nobody - After his home is burgled, ex FBI ‘auditor’ Bob Odenkirk goes on rampage with gun-toting codger dad Christopher Lloyd. Ridiculous but entertaining final scene (Netflix)

Operation Fortune: Ruse De Guerre - Statham doing his stuff and outlandish characters in Guy Ritchie effort (Prime)

Cast: The Little Things - Codger cop Denzel and versatile Rami Malik pursue serial killer. Unexpected end (Prime)

Renegade - Veteran SAS pals get revenge on murdering gang-lord. Ensemble cast includes Lee Major, Ian Ogilvy, Stepanie Beecham and Patsy Kensit (Prime)

Old man dancing: The Boondock Saints - FBI agent Willem Defoe pursues vigilante serial killers and dances (Prime)

Disappointing: The World We Knew - Crims hole up in creepy house. Disappointingly unscary (Prime)

Bio: Lansky - Writer employed to write crime boss’ biography embroiled with FBI (Netflix)

Bandit - Prison escapee robs Canadian banks. A cheeky chappie from the east end of Detroit! (Prime)

British: Three Day Millionaire - Fishermen plan stupid heist to save Grimsby trawlers (Netflix)

The Fall of the Essex Boys - More doc-style and informative telling of the infamous foot soldiers story (Prime)

The Rise and Fall of a White Collar Hooligan - Young man embroiled in dangerous gangster dealings (Prime)

Dead in a Week (or Your Money Back) - Assassin convinces suicidal young man to pay him to do him in, capers ensue. Good turn by Christopher Eccleston (Prime)

 


Sci-Fi

BestThe Matrix: Resurrections - Long-awaited return of Neo and Trinity. Meta but very enjoyable (Prime)

Rebel Moon Part 1 - Planet-hopping rebels versus baddies. Good but over-long (Netflix)

Remake: Dune – Rather less interminable than the original. Good visuals (Prime)

Dystopian: Paradise - In a Berlin-set future, the poor sell the rich years of their lives (Netflix)

Nowhere - Pregnant woman escapes evil regime, gives birth in shipping container. A Spanish Children of Men (Netflix)

Cerebral: The Frame - Man and woman watch each other on telly. Which is real? (Prime)

Mr. Earth - Man chosen at random to speak for humanity on another planet. Thought-provoking (Prime)

Allegory: Night Raiders - Native Canadians protect their land from alien drones (Prime)

Brit: The Quiet Hour - Dakota Blue Richards tries to protect brother and farm from aliens and thugs in post-apocalyptic world (Netflix)

Australian: Chronical 2067 - Imaginative, interesting premise and great imagery (Prime)

Futuristic: Reminiscence - Memory-miner/PI Hugh Jackman uncovers twisty secrets of woman he fell in love with. Reminiscent of PK Dick, cleverly filmed in 1940’s noir style (Prime)

Harley Davidson and The Marlboro Man - Mickey Rourke and Don Johnson in Easy Rider-style adventure set in the near future of the late nineties! (Prime)

AI/Robots: T.I.M - Couple trial AI robot, does not end well (Netflix)

Delete - Singularity takes over, lots of twists and turns (Prime)

JUNG-E - Korean company creates ace AI robots from dead people’s brains (Netflix)

Mousa - Egyptian student builds robot to wreak vengeance. Echoes of The Terminator (Netflix)

Crime: The Initiated - In a Colombian future of acid rain, the rich conspire to own all the fresh water (Prime)

Horror: Bird Box Barcelona - Seers try to convince others the mysterious suicide-inducing force is angels. Hints at a third film (Netflix)

Comedy: Robots - Idiots make illegal robot copies of themselves. Silly but some funny bits (Prime)

 Fantasy

Best: Mayday - Young women at war with men, nice turn from lesser-seen Juliette Lewis (Prime)

Comic: The Suicide Squad - DC mayhem, very silly but fun (Prime)

Myth: Troll - Norwegian troll awakens from mountains. Fun King Kong trope (Netflix)

Pungo: A Witch’s Tale - Woman descended from real witch Grace Sherwood hires burnt-out navy Seal and emotionally damaged firefighter as handymen in rural Virginia. Cheap silly time-travelling goings-on ensue (Prime)

Video game: Monster Hunter - Milla Jovovich crosses world to fight monsters. Ridiculous fun (Netflix)

Weird: Three Thousand Years Of Longing - Story-teller Tilda Swinton unbottles Djinn Idris Elba (Prime)

Daft premise: The King’s Daughter - Louis XIV‘s Illegitimate daughter befriends mermaid and falls for ship captain (Prime)

Horror

Best: El Conde - Pinochet and Thatcher turn out to be vampires in this novel and amusing satire (Netflix)

Cult: The Wicker Man - Genius (DVD)

Children Shouldn’t Play With Dead Things - Funny bad, sometimes hilarious ‘cult classic’ from 1972 (Prime)

The Exorcist - Weirdly a 25th anniversary edition, in the 50th anniversary year ((DVD)

Odd: Malignant - Woman has evil parasitic conjoined twin (Netflix)

Spooky: Widow’s Walk - Atmospheric tale of woman and son at Suffolk seaside (Prime)

Twisty: Last Night in Soho - Young student has visions of stabbings and ghosts from 1960s London (Netflix)

Creepy: In My Mother’s Skin - Filipino girl does deal with flesh-eating fairy to save her ill mum. Odd (Prime)

Predictable: Run Rabbit, Run - Aussie film in vein of Babadook (Netflix)

Effects: Depraved - Modern reworking of Frankenstein. Cheap but imaginative effects (Prime)

Daft: Studio 666 - Foo Fighters record album in creepy house, Grohl possessed by demon, bloodbath ensues. Very silly but good soundtrack and hilarious Lionel Richie cameo (Netflix)

Funny: The Conference - Swedish coffee-cuppers team-building in holiday village encounter psycho; bloody mayhem ensues (Netflix)

Christian: Immanence: Odd tale of people on boat experiencing strange goings-on (Prime)

Prey For the Devil Young nun becomes first woman to perform exorcisms in 700 years (Netflix)

Zombies: The Final Days - Post-pandemic marauding zombies leap on apartment blocks (Prime)

Werewolves: Viking Wolf - Cop investigates wolf attacks in Norway. Predictable (Netflix)

It Be an Evil Moon - Ex-scientist uses wolfbane to grow hair, becomes werewolf. Funny in places (Prime)

 


Comedy

Best: Another Round - The Excellent Mads Mikkelsen and fellow Danish teachers experiment with staying mildly drunk at all times. A sad demise for one but ultimately uplifting (Film 4)

Bio: The Burial - Funeral homeowner hires rich ambulance-chaser to take on the big boys. Good turns by Tommy Lee Jones and Jamie Foxx (Prime)

Rom-com: Persuasion –A delightful Richard E. Grant and innuendo aplenty in Jane Austen update (Netflix)

Satire: Competicion Official - Cruz and Banderas in wry Spanish story of rehearsing for a film (Netflix)

Operation Nation - Meathead Polish Nazis and lefties in hilarious capers (Netflix)

Nazis: Blood and Gold - SS on hunt for gold in tiny village. Hilarious spaghetti western (Netflix)

Cult: The Disaster Artist - Second viewing for this madcap true tale about making cult movie The Room (Prime)

The Ruling Class - Peter O’Toole bought the rights to act the shit out a of part made for him in this madcap 1970’s Brit lark. Sadly, cap-doffing has not lessened in intervening decades (Prime)

Silly: The Dictator - Daft but enjoyable Baron-Cohen effort (Netflix)

Crime: The Kill Room - Crim Samuel Jackson gets gallery owner Uma Thurman to launder money with comical results (Prime)

Finding Steve McQueen - True tale of plan to steal Nixon’s secret money. Really good (Prime)

Gold Brick – Factory workers get even with family who control their small town. Imaginative heist (Netflix)

Killers Anonymous - Killers support group, where could that go? Hint: huge shoot-out finale (Prime)

Buba - German man believes he’s fated to horrid life so his brother can have a nice one, joins fake Albanian gang (Netflix)

Shotgun Wedding - J Lo and groom getting wed on Philippine island, embroiled in kidnapping. Madly funny (Prime)

 Music

Musical: The Phantom Of The Opera - Enjoyable rewatch of the classic (DVD)

Bio: Straight Outa Compton - The rise and disintegration of NWA. Good but curtailed music left me hankering for 2Pac! (Prime)

Arthouse

Golden Ophelia - In a world where suicide is permitted, man falls in love and changes his mind (Netflix)

Shorts From Another Dimension - Michael Jackson in salami coat the high spot in this Pan-European anthology (Prime)

Wes Anderson collection (Poison, The Swan, The Ratcatcher, The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar) - film quartet based on Roald Dahl stories. Short mainly due to insanely fast talking (Netflix)

Christmas

Christmas Chronicles - Kurt Russel as streetwise Santa. Very amusing and enjoyable (Netflix)

Candy Cane Lane - Silly Eddie Murphy offering. Some funny bits but rather complicated (Prime)

Your Christmas or Mine 2 - Predictable family mix-up in Innsbruck (Prime)

Withnail and I - Forgot how funny it is with memorable moments such as don't mix your drinks and the Camberwell carrot, but why do we consider it a Christmas film? (DVD)


 






























































Saturday, January 01, 2022

Top Films 2021

 


Drama

Best overall: Ma Rainey’s Black Bottom  Entertaining story of 1920’s jazz band recording session. Denzel directs Viola Davis and Chadwick Boseman in his last movie (Netflix)

Close second: Bruised  Halle Berry directs herself as loser MMA fighter making a comeback. Impressive action (Netflix)

Best historic: Fire Over England  1939 restored classic courtesy of BFI. Fascinating backgrounds with excellent use of trompe d’oeil (Prime)

Close second: Coven of Sisters  Young women accused of witchcraft literally run rings round Spanish inquisition. Nobody expects that! (Netflix)

Best imagined historic: Ammonite  Fanciful but believable tale centred on Mary Anning (Prime)

Best Christian: An Interview with God  Journo in crisis gets to interview the almighty. Witty and ecumenical (Prime)

Best British: Surge  Ben Wishaw in overdrive racing round Tottenham (Netflix)

Most jingoistic: Iron & Blood  Extremely jingoistic Russian film. Those Cossacks are bonkers! (DVD)

Action

Best Statham: Wrath of Man  The Statham in top action mode. Best line: “You can do what the fuck you like.” (Prime)

Funniest: Red Notice  The Rock and co perform ridiculous feats in globe-trotting mayhem (Netflix)

Christmas

Best: The Green Knight  Very trippy telling of the Sir Gawain story (Prime)

Most slushy: Silver Skates  Posh woman falls for pickpocket in a frozen St. Petersburg (Netflix)

Comedy

Best Overall: Death to 2020  Very funny spoof/mockumentary. Accurate characterisations especially the Karen and republican aide (Netflix)

Best low budget: All at Sea  Old man in retirement home plans to illegally bury his friend at sea (Netflix)


Thrillers

Best overall: Remember  Christopher Plummer fantastic as geriatric Nazi hunter. Suspect the makers of the series Hunters nicked the idea from this movie (Prime)

Weirdest: The Ninth Configuration  1980 ‘cult classic’ based on a book from 1968 (original title a spoiler). Great cast and funny in places. A very odd do (Prime)

Best true spy: A Call to Spy  Eclectic female spies in occupied France include an Indian princess and a woman with a wooden leg (Netflix)

Close second: The Catcher is a Spy  Polyglot baseball player goes after Heisenberg. Good but fizzles out at the end (Prime)

Best psycho: Inheritance  Woman discovers someone hidden in a bunker, lets him out. Predictable but convincing and rare unfunny turn by Simon Pegg (Netflix)

Most twisty end: The Unforgivable  Sandra Bullock comes out of prison, tries to rebuild her life and connect to her baby sister. A Red Production based on their TV series Unforgiven with Sally Wainwright as Exec Producer; they’ve gone up in the world! (Netflix)

Best Political: And Tomorrow the Entire World  Posh German student joins Anti-Fa. Increasing levels of violence ensue. Good use of ambient sound (Netflix)

Westerns

Best overall: The Power of the Dog  Ben Cumberbatch comes a cropper when he befriends gawky step-nephew (Netflix)

Best modern: Concrete Cowboy  Brilliant story based on actual urban cowboys in Philadelphia. I had no idea this was a thing (Netflix)

Best for fun: The Harder They Fall  Real historical characters collide in imagined scenario. Great actors, great sets, great soundtrack although The Harder They Come strangely absent (Netflix)

Best horror: Dead Birds  Confederates rob a bank, hole up, strange monsters appear. Interestingly weird and well shot (Prime)

Music

Best music drama: The Sound of Metal  (spoiler) Heavy metal drummer goes deaf, goes to live in a community, gets implants, gets chucked out, goes back to girlfriend, realises she’s better without him, leaves, takes implants out, the end (Prime)

Best musical bio: Bohemian Rhapsody  Rami Malek very convincing as Freddie Mercury, loads of songs, sad bits and funny bits. Best line ‘piss-flap’ (Prime)

Close second: Judy  Renee Zellweger rather good as Judy Garland during her last days in London (BBC2)



Bio

Best overall: Charlie Says  Excellent telling of Charles Manson from point of view of 3 brainwashed acolytes on death row. Really good turn by an unrecognisable Matt Smith (Prime)

Best British: The Keeper  True tale of Bert Trautmann, ex-Nazi interred after the war, became Man City goalie, broke neck in FA cup final, carried on playing. Couldn’t believe I’d never heard of him before (BBC4)

Best action: Papillon  Great if long remake of the escape from Devil’s Island with the wonderfully versatile Rami Malik (Prime)

Most educational: The King’s Choice  The story of why we get a Christmas Tree from Norway (Prime)

Most frightening: A Dark reflection  Based on the exposĆ© of engine air poisoning airline passengers. Alarmingly still not fixed, apparently only 787’s have a filtration system (Prime)

Best Civil rights: The Blakkklansman  A Spike Lee joint. Black undercover cop infiltrates the KKK. Good apart from the depressing preachy footage at the end. Why does he always have to do that? (Channel 4)

Close second: The Best of Enemies  Interesting story of charette in deep south; the developing friendship between a black activist and president of the KKK chapter who later toured to tell their story (Netflix)

Most worthy: The Mauritanian  Jody Foster as lawyer working on behalf of suspected 9/11 terrorist in Guantanamo (Prime)

Best imaginary: One Night in Miami  Malcolm X, Sam Cooke, Jim Browne and Mohammed Ali argue in motel room after Sonny Lister fight (Prime)

Most post-modern: Synecdoche New York  Odd story of Caden Cotard creating a microcosm of real life in a warehouse with blurred boundaries (DVD from freebie box)

Best crime bio: Holy Rollers  Orthodox Jewish kid Jesse Eisenberg smuggles ‘special medicine for rich people’ (Prime)

Most awful accents: Peterloo  Shown on the anniversary of the massacre. Too long and talk about laying it on thick. We guffawed at the accents throughout. A good job we weren’t at the pictures (Film 4).

Best Doc: Basically, Johnny Moped  Entertaining and amusing tale of early days of punk rock (Netflix)

Daftest Alternative Bio: Grey Wolf: The Escape of Adolf Hitler  Weird conspiracy bollocks wherein an aging Hitler lives in Argentina (Prime)



Sci-fi, Fantasy and Myth

Best overall: In The Shadow of the Moon  Cop tries to stop woman coming from future during certain moon phases to kill people. Unexpected ending (Netflix)

Best satirical: Don’t Look Up  Meteor about to hit earth, politicians and Elon Musk/Bezos/Zuckerberg character conspire to profit. Blended our comment on capitalists monetising climate action with conspiracy theories, of which we’ve had many the last 2 years. Funny and clever (Netflix)

Most over-hyped: Ad Astra  So-so introspective space opera with a broody Brad and some pretty bits (Prime)

Most original idea: Alastair 1918  WW1 soldier from Shibden comes through wormhole to land in LA (Prime)

Best aliens: The Tomorrow War  Chris Pratt meets up with daughter of future to save world from fab man-eating aliens (Prime)

Best arthouse: Ink  Arty, stylish, and interestingly imaginative (Prime)

Best pandemic: Songbird  In the near future of 2023, variant Covid-23 emerges and the world enters a 4th year of lockdown. At least Michael Bay wasn’t whingeing about not being able to make blockbusters and getting with the zeitgeist! (Prime)

Most surreal: Jesus Shows You The Way to the Highway  Based on a Philip K Dick story, featuring AR, loony Ethiopian beliefs and magic sweets. Completely bonkers and a hoot from start to finish (Prime)

Most fun: Bloodshot  Ex -soldier Vin Diesel gets killed, re-animated and augmented with nano bots by evil genius. Good CGI (Netflix)

Daftest Sequel: Iron sky 2  Ridiculous fan-funded effort. Journey to centre of the earth, Hitler on a dinosaur and a Laibach soundtrack. What’s not to love! (Prime)

Worst sequel: Skylin3s  Mildly entertaining but terrible script. Out-takes the best bit (Netflix)

Best classic: Things to Come  Coloured-in version of the 1930’s HG Wells classic. Going from endless war, through plague to a future dominated by machines. Very weird in retrospect (Prime)

Best re-watch: Bladerunner 2049  A stunning movie with awesome sound (DVD)

Close second: Doomsday  They were wrong about how people would act during Brexit, a pandemic and lockdowns but the fictional plague is far more interesting than the real one (DVD)



Best Comic character: Joker  Stand-alone tale of the Batman villain.  Joaquin Phoenix brilliant (Prime)

Most bonkers: Aquaman  Jason Momoa as half-blood king of Atlanta. Enjoyable escapism (Prime)

Most imaginative: Armageddon Gospels  Old gods wash up on shore of southern England to try and resurrect paganism (Prime)

Best Nordic: Valhalla: The Legend of Thor  Engaging Danish telling of Thor and Loke going to earth and taking 2 kids back to Valhalla(Prime)

Horror

Best low budget: Ripper Untold  Engaging take on Jack the Ripper story with interesting twist (Prime)

Best exorcism: The Seventh Day  Young priest tries to expel demons from young boy (Netflix)

Funniest: Bingo Hell  Gran seeks revenge on evil bingo hall killer in fifth instalment of the Blumhouse anthology (Prime)

Best NZ: Shadow in the Cloud  Young woman smuggles baby onto WW2 fighter plane (Prime)

Daftest disaster: The Meg  Basically Jaws with bigger fish. Not The Statham’s best effort (Channel 5)

Best demons: Bram Stoker’s Shadow Builder  Everyday tale of world-destroying demons. Absolute hoot (Prime)

Best vampires: Night Teeth  Everyday tale of vampires in LA - a daft place to live with all that sunlight (Netflix)

Best Zombies: Army of the Dead  Enjoyable romp with Dave Bautista, Tig Natura and associates fighting their way in and out of a damned Las Vegas. Possibly made last year when the place was deserted (Netflix)

Best sequel: Zombieland Double Tap  Fun follow-up with meta ref to Bill Murray (Netflix)

Best cameos: The Dead Don’t Die  Funny bits and good turns from Tilda Swinton and Iggy Pop but patchy with a fizzly end (Netflix)

Crime

Best whodunit: The Mystery of a Hansom Cab  Classic mystery, set in a very English-looking Melbourne. Ads not too annoying (IMDB via Prime)

Best British: Once Upon A Time in London  Second viewing of this everyday tale of cheeky chappies from the East End of London. Still good (Prime)

Most violent: Sweet Girl  Man vows revenge on pharma boss for withdrawing cancer drug his wife was taking. Violent rampage ensues (Netflix)

Most tenuous prequel: Army of Robbers  Prequel to Army of the Dead. Only glimpses of zombies (Netflix)

Most frightening: I Care A Lot  Rosamund Pike’s heartless ‘carer’ strips elderly of their assets, comes up against gangster Peter Dinklage. Lots of twists but suddenly moral end (Netflix)

Funniest: Killing Gunther  Incompetent assassins collaborate to kill Arnie who unusually speaks German. Guessing from the quasi-cameo, he did it for nothing (Prime)

Close second: Queenpins   Middle class women in coupon scam (Prime)

Best Indian: The White Tiger  Boy becomes driver for rich family. Good songs but no dancing! (Netflix)

Best heist: The Vault  Egghead college-boy Freddie Highmore helps gang break into vault under Banco EspaƱa. Made we want to watch Money Heist again (Prime)

Most un-PC: The Mule  Clint Eastwood as geriatric drugs runner. Typically dry humour with no filter (Prime)

Most twisty: The Informer  Joel Kinnaman goes back to prison in double-dealing plot involving a Polish drug gang, the NYPD and FBI (Prime)

Best assassin: Kate  Assassin gets poisoned, seeks vengeance with no messing about (Netflix)

Close second:  The Rhythm Section  Jude Law trains Blake Lively to be crap assassin (Netflix)

Most confusing: Capone  Odd tale of last year of the gangster’s life. Tom Hardy great as always (Netflix)



War

Best overall: Persian Lessons  Belgian Jew convinces Nazi he’s Persian and teaches him ‘Farsi’. Clever, funny and with Jonas Nay of ‘Deutschland’ fame; not sure why The Guardian didn’t like it (Prime)

Best Costume: Master and Commander  Realistic and moving.  Best line: “the lesser of two weevils’ (DVD)

Best WW1: The War Below  True tale of miners recruited to put explosives in tunnel under the Germans. Very educational (Netflix)

Best Russian: Convoy 48–The War Train   True story of young women building railway and operating trains to Leningrad and beyond. Subtitles a bit funny especially constant use of ‘fiddle sticks’, presumably to denote swear words (Prime)

Best Korean: Battleship Island  Nasty Japs use Koreans as slave labour on coalmine island which can now be visited for a fun holiday, thanks to UNESCO! (Prime)

Best Bogart: Sahara  Humphrey and crew in small tank outsmart Nazis in desert (DVD)

Best low budget: We Go In At Dawn  Daring rescue in occupied France during runup to D-day (Prime)

Maddest: My Way  Mad but true What a guy!(DVD)

Grimmest: Escape from Sobribor  True tale of escape from notorious and depraved Nazi death camp, led by heroic Russian; as if there’s any other kind!(Prime)

Best for kids: War of the Buttons  Kids from rival villages in the Loire go to war, band together to protect a Jewish girl (prime)

Most perplexing: The Forgotten Battle  Dutch film set just before allies arrived.  Made out Nazis were human too – as if!(Netflix)