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Sunday, December 20, 2020

2020 - A Year of the Coronavirus By Numbers


0 Skype or zoom calls made

0 cinema visits

1 Covid-19 antibody test taken for the Imperial College research study. (None found)

1 failed attempt to ‘eat out to help out’

1 theatre visit (Count Arthur Strong - ‘is there anybody out there?’ Grand Theatre, Blackpool. Outrageously hilarious, from vicious attacks on Brian Cox to bizarre popstar impersonations)

1 live exhibition visit (The Forgotten Showman, The National Media Museum, Bradford)


1 virtual exhibition attendance by PJ as a participating artist (the Asemic Art Expo, Venice)


1.5 metres between town markings that say ‘2 metres’


2 lockdowns


2 birthday trips


2 restaurant dinners (Sapori Restaurant, Blackpool; L’Auberge Brasserie, Southport.  Both excellent)


3 café lunches


3 tiers of a clown in Number 10


5 pub visits


5 journeys out of town on public transport


6 lockdown dinner inventions (top picks: lentil & bulgur wheat gratin; Med veg gratin, shashlik-style kebabs)

7 traditional local events cancelled


9 national publications regularly including photos of closed or derelict buildings taken by PJ


£10 spent on a post-lockdown shopping splurge

14 breads and cakes baked (top picks: my hand-finished chocolate cake; PJ's cakey bread)


18 lockdown walks


20 places to buy take-away coffee, pizza and grilled cheese


21 books read (top picks: The Phoenix of Florence, Philip Kazan; This Thing of Darkness, Harry Thompson)


33 non-terrestrial TV series watched (top picks: Brassic; Britannia; Medici the Magnificent)


39 parts to Corvus Diaries written (and counting)


51 haigas written


104 bottles of wine drunk


185 films watched (top picks: 1917; 5 Greedy Bankers; A Personal History of David Copperfield)


300 day-trippers cluttering up the town at weekends



12,000 photos taken

15,276 questions answered by PJ as a ‘Shutterstock Expert’


16,141 words in my far-from completed novel!